Out of Shape
Early this morning around 1:30am, some officemates and I were pushing my friend's car down Valero Avenue so that it would jumpstart. After 3 tries and half a kilometer later, we managed to get the motor running. It left me breathless and cold - a strange feeling I was not accustomed to. Usually, I would be breathless and sweaty but the cool night air kept us from sweating.
But I realized that I was way out of shape. Though the other two guys were winded, they weren't heaving like I was. When they dropped me off at the bus stop, I felt sick and thirsty. I couldn't understand what I felt. It was as if my body couldn't sweat or find someway to compensate for the exertion.
As I got to work, I went to the company clinic and weighed myself. Two hundred and twenty-four pounds. Same as before. I found this curious because people have been commenting how thin I've gotten. Is it possible to be thinner without losing weight?
But I realized that I was way out of shape. Though the other two guys were winded, they weren't heaving like I was. When they dropped me off at the bus stop, I felt sick and thirsty. I couldn't understand what I felt. It was as if my body couldn't sweat or find someway to compensate for the exertion.
As I got to work, I went to the company clinic and weighed myself. Two hundred and twenty-four pounds. Same as before. I found this curious because people have been commenting how thin I've gotten. Is it possible to be thinner without losing weight?
posted by Aldwin Christopher at 5:36 PM
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Too much sperm.
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